Crazy, random happenstances.

kiiill3r:

fuckyeahvoldemort:

Voldemort does not approve of stupidity.

submitted by (snesselfous).

…his terrible, death whinney…

Alex, after I did my double jointed arm thing while stretching after taking a nap in his bed.

lifeonthedramacouch:

.. hmmmmm

nah.

Should I speak up louder?

HELLO?! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME OUT THERE?!

You’re right, Safari. I shouldn’t be checking my Facebook. I should finish the last few paragraphs of my essay.

(via lifeonthedramacouch)

I’M TRYING. I’M TRYING SO HARD.

HOW COME THIS PAPER NEVER SEEMS TO END?!